Tamara's Little Sex Secret Cleverly Disguised as the Third Low-Maintenance Perennials Album, by Low-Maintenance Perennials

Tamara's Little Sex Secret Cleverly Disguised as the Third Low-Maintenance Perennials Album

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Vincent Levine I couldn't pick all of them so I picked this one. Favorite track: Reactions to an Elephant in My Head Pt. 2 Sections E-G (Radio Edit).

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1.	Lincoln was Smart, But He's Dead Now 00:55
2.	Pink is a Wimpy Color 02:39
3.	Slowly But Surely, I Removed Linda Evans's Foreskin 01:41
4.	Why I Like Trucks So Much 00:56
5.	Frank is Wearing a Dress 02:14
6.	Convex Lens of 6.0-cm Focal Length 01:25
7.	Black Hole 01:36
8.	I Wanna Rent an Apartment on Nell Carter's Buttocks 01:49
9.	Flag Up My Butt 00:44
10.	Trinkets in San Diego 00:28
11.	The Ballad of Hank and His Wheelbarrow 01:42
12.	(The title of this song is a drawing of a little muscley guy, and the lyrics are also a series of drawings) 01:46
13.	Great Balls of Ralph Nader 00:57
14.	Loppity Loppity Loppity Boo! 01:06
15.	Golden Billow of Foamy Clouds 00:59
16.	Germans Can Blow It Out Their Ass 01:48
17.	Intro to "U Can Shake Me Harder All Nite" 00:30
18.	A Little Dichotomy in an Uncertain World 01:17
19.	Tinkle 00:54
20.	Turtle of Days Gone By 01:05
21.	Nothing's Taken for Granted as is a Skillet 01:11
22.	God I'm Bored 02:29
23.	Clouds 00:37
24.	Filed 02:29
25.	Diving Through a Loop of Poop 00:27
26.	School 00:55
27.	Beach 01:32
28.	Fax Me a Turtleneck 00:56
29.	Pass Me a Hanky 01:09
30.	Wimbledon in the Spring 00:46
31.	Lost Because of Fritos 00:34
32.	Lump Rule 00:30
33.	Butterflies 00:43
34.	One Last Kiss 01:18	info
35.	Rectal Thermometer Sandwich 01:00
36.	Collect Call from a Chink 00:07
37.	Delta T 00:08
38.	Bubble Gum Up My Anal Cavity 00:26
39.	Let's Call John Lydon "Sid Vicious" 01:02	info
40.	Truckin' Down the Avenue 01:09
41.	Glowworm for Your Thoughts, Sweetie 01:51
42.	Adventures of the Heart 01:05
43.	Shoe Church 01:15
44.	Toupee Ate My Mother 00:08
45.	Faces of Meanness 01:28
46.	Violent Femmes 00:53	info
47.	Toupee Ate My Father 00:10
48.	Friends of Mr. Cairo 01:29
49.	Bored? Here, Have a Jigsaw Puzzle 02:50
50.	Who's the Boss? 00:54	info
51.	Lost in a Curd 00:50
52.	Dick 00:04
53.	Dead Spaces 02:20
54.	Deck the Cards 00:29
55.	Dick (Extended Dance Version) 01:43
56.	Fugazi 00:32	info
57.	Politics Suck 01:21
58.	Draft Beer Not People 01:45
59.	Reactions to an Elephant in My Head Pt. 2 Sections E-G (Radio Edit) 09:01
60.	Boring Classical Ergh! 01:30
61.	Dammit, Erik Estrada! I Told You to Poop on the Newspaper! 01:30
62.	The Well 04:39	info

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This was the third Low-Maintenance Perennials album. None of us are actually homophobic; that's probably important to know before you listen to the CD, because we imitate homophobic idiots throughout.

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released July 7, 1991

Christ Smith, Matthew Terrebonne, Mark Prindle. Plus guest appearances by Brad Trenta, Scott Haggard, Jennifer Mitchell, Matt Murray, Anne-Laurie Valentine, Andy Williams, Sanjay Aggarwal, Patrick Ku, Brian Feeney and supposedly Chris Noble, though I can't remember what he did on it right this second.

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Mark Prindle New York, New York

Mark spent 15 years writing record reviews for www.markprindle.com, and 24 years writing and recording his own music. Now he's 702 years old and doesn't do anything at all.

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